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officialalltimelow:

pussy-sista:

Meeting the idol.

The dog is smiling for fucks sake

officialalltimelow:

pussy-sista:

Meeting the idol.

The dog is smiling for fucks sake

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sstrange-cloudss:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

a-sexy-cat:

oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free

emncptn prclmtn

Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme

sstrange-cloudss:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

a-sexy-cat:

oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free

emncptn prclmtn

Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme

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allwaswell-759:

So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.

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nickiminajvevo:

when you see something you wanna reblog but refresh the page

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I almost lost it at the Disney Store today.

instamatical:

Why? I watched a father very firmly tell his little boy “No, you can’t have that Rapunzel dress.” The boy was near tears until his dad continued, “That one’s way too small. Let’s find your size.”

Eventually, the little boy decided against the dress and, with his dad’s blessing, picked out a tiara instead, because “it’s better for everyday.”

Parenting: this guy’s doing it right. 

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twirlingavengers:

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

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idolizingidina:

"No, I’m not seasick. Yes, I have always been green. No, I didn’t eat grass as a child." —Elphaba, Wicked

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boltanna:

oystermother:

philcoolins:

LOOK AT THIS RAINBOW

that’s about as metal as a rainbow is ever gonna get. 

Bitch that’s not a rainbow. It’s a motherfucking force field.

boltanna:

oystermother:

philcoolins:

LOOK AT THIS RAINBOW

that’s about as metal as a rainbow is ever gonna get. 

Bitch that’s not a rainbow. It’s a motherfucking force field.

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python56:

coleblechle:

python56:

outoftowncousin:

python56:

outoftowncousin:

python56:

python55:

python54:

python53:

python52:

B2

G9

I22

N42

O28

OK BINGO !

sir please read your card back to me

B2, G9, I22, N42, O28

ok yea that’s it please come up and collect the Autumn Harvest Quilt, the perfect companion on your front porch this fall

hey do we have to clear our cards?

yes CLEAR YOUR CARDS

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